While riding the bus to Hoboken last Friday (yes, I was going to Jersey…no, I didn’t lose a bet..jk I have got nothing but love for Jersey. After all, its filled with Cubans (thank you Union City for housing my people).
Anyway, back to my bus ride….I was sitting there minding my business; nervous having never taken this particular bus thinking about how I would be lost in who knows where Jersey only to make the evening news that night when it happened…I innocently look across from me at the man sitting facing me. Now, I am no pervert but I could not help but notice the extremely ill fitting pants this man was wearing. Sir, if you have large junk a)good for you but more importantly b)find pants that support your situation. I am sorry but I felt super uncomfortable. Truth be told, I almost felt like introducing myself since I was basically forced to stare at his piece for the duration of the ride (thank God Hoboken is close by).
On the subway, I have been fortunate enough to sit while the car is jammed with people but sitting can be just as risqué and unpleasant when again, a man who is too big for his britches decides to stand right in front of you while you innocently and politely try to ignore the bulge in his pant…after all, I am a lady…I think people need to buy pants that fit. Just like most women I know try and avoid the muffin top or camel toe produced by wearing ill fitted pants; men should do the same. I hope this post starts a revolution….
Anyone who has had to ride public transportation recognizes this situation. I recall a time I was sitting on a bus in boston and a man was standing in front of me holding onto the strap, with his crotch directly in my face. Take a page out of Weiner's book boys...no one wants to see you that up close and personal.
ReplyDeleteI know it! I still feel dirty and like my eyes are bleeding... and then when you see a repeat offender it's like you know them intimately on some weird level...it's just too much especially in the morning before I've even had my coffee
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